In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago
The Aborigine tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow
We've got a lot of trouble, Chief, on account of your son Mac!
My boy Mac, why what's wrong with him?
My boomerang won't come back!
Your boomerang won't come back

My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back

I can ride a kangaroo (yeah yeah)
Make kangatoo stew (yea yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back

They banished him from the tribes' lair & sent him on his way
He had a backless boomerang, so here he could not stay

"This is nice, isn't it?  Getting banished at my time
in life.  What a way to spend an evening.  Sittin' on a rock in the middle of the desert With Me Boomerang In Me hand.  I should very likely get bushwhacked"
"Get out of it you, nasty bushwhackin' animal!  Think I'll make a nice cup of Tea."
"Good gracious!  There goes a kangaroo!  I must have a
Practice With Me Boomerang. Hit him right behind the left ear lobe, now then slowly back"
"If you throw that thingat me, I'll jump right on your head"
"Ain't it marvelous!  In a land full of kangaroos and I had to pick that one!"

For 3 long months he sat there, or maybe it was four
Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin came a-knockin' at his Door
Ah, I'm the local witch doctor, son.
They call Me George Alfred Black.
Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy
My boomerang won't come back!
Your boomerang won't come back

My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back

Don't worry, boy, I know the trick & to you I'm gonna Show It
If you want your boomerang to come back
Well first you've got To Throw It!

"Oh yes, never thought of that.  Daddy will be pleased.  Must have a go...
Excuse me.  Now then, slowly back and throw!"

"Oh my God!  I've hit the flying doctor! He-he-he-he!  Can you do first aid?"

"Don't talk to me about first aid boy you owe me 14 Chickens, you know what I mean  learn You To Throw The Boomerang You Know First Things First."

"Yes, I know that, but I mean, I Think, On This Occasion, You Know you could be a bit more......"

